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When you are playing a video game and you suddenly get attacked and it is totally unexpected. Similar to the events on 911.
2 friends where enjoying a game of Terrorist Hunt in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas 2 and suddenly the event's of 911 were repeated. 8 terrorists flanked the 2 friends and they were dead in seconds. This is literally 911.
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Quite possibly the funniest show this year, there is never a dull moment and the cast kick ass especially Lt. Dangle and his man panties.
watch it every tuesday at 10 EST on Comedy Central or you will go to hell.
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awesome car, 42 le mans wins, 45 sebring wins, plus monte carlo and dakar rally.
"My porsche 911 is so good it won more races than you can count."
"On one hand?"
"No, just more than you can count."
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the challenge at Cluck U Chicken where you get your picture on the wall and a T-shirt if you eat 12 of the hottest wings in the world in 10 mins w/o water...usually results in intense pain and an ER visit.
Cluck U Employee: "OK you made it, here's the T-shirt."
Friend: "Good job!"
You:
"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIT! SHUT UP!!! Get me some milk, food, napkins, water, pepto-bismol, etc etc...NOW BITCH!!! NOOOOOOOWWWWWW before I shoot this fucking hot wing sauce IN YOUR FUCKING EEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I'm going to DIIIEEE!"
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see awesometastic
its a really funny show! at least try watching it, i saw it once and i got addicted
reno 911 is almost as aweometastic as south park and family guy
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Rule 911 dictates that if you can't beat them, ram any drivable vehicle into their property and destroy it.
George: I cut a flower from my next door neighbours' garden.
Obama: So what?
George: He drove his rideable lawn mower all over my flower bed.
Obama: Yeah rule 911 buddy.
Joe: I asked for a pay rise today.
Jack: Did you get it?
Joe: No but I drove my car through the managers office.
Jack: Good old Rule 911 eh? Can't beat then smash up their property by driving something through it.
Joe: Yeah!
Rule 911 Revenge Payback
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