A band kid is usually someone who really enjoys watching pewdiepie or is obsessed with anime or hentai. A band kid is also very likely to have had sexual relationships with siblings or for example βpeeing in each others mouthβ
omg that guy is such a band kid he is dating his step sister
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Band kids are people of high school or middle school age that are obsessed with reddit and constantly make meme references during conversations. A good way to locate a band kid is seeing if their profile picture is some really unfunny meme like soviet doggo or beanos or if they unironically use deep fried memes and say "poggers".
Normal person: My grandma died recently so I've been feeling pretty down
Band Kid: Bruh... that's not very Keanu Reeves wholesome 100 big chungus how about we play some smash to distract yourself? (randomly starts t-posing) have u seen the new smash character? it looks pretty poggers (starts humming the Soviet Union anthem).
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me
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A kid who spends a unhealthy amount of time on Reddit, Discord or Tumblr has a discord kitchen 99% of the time probably smells like Anit Freeze mixed with gas hair is so greasy that McDonald's needs him to operate the deep fryers Personally revolves around LGBTQ, Dream, Tommyinit, Quackity, Techoblade Hates Apple products uses a gas station Android phone on boost mobile Has a Nintendo switch and makes unfunny jokes about communism or can sometimes be a very relaxed person (rare) Band kids usually reak of dog shit mixed with a blown head gasket.
Person 1: Yo look at Tim he has the same fit since 2019
Person 2: Yeah and he smells like fucking blown head gaskets and I drive a Subaru WRX
Band kid: *blasting USSR Anthem on a gas station Android phone*
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A cringe kid in band class who references really unfunny memes like "Among Us" or π
±οΈ. Like, my brother in Christ, it's 2023. Those memes died years ago.
They also REALLY enjoy the National Anthem of The Soviet Union. My guy, the song is fire, BUT DON'T BLAST THAT SHIT AT 7 IN THE MORNING.
The amount of times I heard "Imposter sussy amogus" from this kid makes me want to kick my wall barefoot.
And then he wonders why he gets no rizz bruh.
Blake the Band Kid: *blasts Amogus Drip song with speakers at max volume during the morning.
Everyone else in the school: bro shut up
Blake the Band Kid: How do I turn it off, I forgor π
Everyone else: GOD DAMMIT!
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You see that retard over there? Yeah. Yeah he's a band kid
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Habib, his traits, his personality, and everything about him; special education student.
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Band kids are traditionally seen as weak; however, the woodwind and brass players must be pretty strong if they don't want to faint whilst playing their instrument.
"Are you a band kid or a jock?"
"Definitely a band kid."
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