Beaker Moment

Named after the Muppet character Beaker, a Beaker Moment is a series of actions that a normally level headed individual will exhibit when reaching a heightened level of stress or agitation without being able to constructively control the outburst or by failing to seek assistance in dealing with an increasingly convoluted situation.

The end result can encompass adverse, out-of-character, uncontrolled outburst in the form of incoherent mutterings and sounds, accompanied by aggressive, multi-directional emails that incite and spin up other parties often spurring on inquisitive looks and head scratchings.

Ultimately a very uncharacteristic outburst of outright frustration, paranoia, and severe agitation.

"Joe, I need you to help Ryan control his outbursts. He got overwhelmed in a production meeting and had a Beaker Moment that got everyone's attention."

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Beaker tweaker

All birds

That is the biggest beaker tweaker I have e we seen.

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beaker sqeeker

No idea.

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tracey beaker

A slang term for cocaine (because it has beak in the name)

SB - "yoooo I've got the tracey beaker!"
Simon - "Nice one lad!"

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beaker bong

Being a scientist's beaker shaped glass container redesigned as a smoking pipe with water,for dank weed or wacky tobacky,comes in sizes from 1/2foot to 4ft n up.

Damm, nobody can hit my beaker bong as fat as I can,cause Ethan's choked up n tylers faded on the couch. so smoke good trees ,give that wax a break bro.

beaker dumper

a beaker dumper is a chemist who know a very good recipe

congats you have a good recipe for you are now a beaker dumper

filling the beaker

Intending to have intercourse later on. From a rather popular Mumsnet thread, "Do you dunk your penis" about post coital clean-up.

Will you be filling the beaker tonight? I'm feeling a bit frisky.