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Tons of pure awesome rolled into one tasty long hominid. A really cool person. Very smart, talented, funny guy who saves your ass on a daily basis then plays a round of Modern Warfare. All in the same day. Usually geeky. Always nice. Rock star in the sack. Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Eats plants, animals and Pizza Rolls.
Girl A to girl B: Wow, who was that nice guy who drained your butt abscess today?
Girl B: I KNOW, wasn't he? Plus he was funny and OMG, he actually dx my problem correctly. I can't believe I've been to see so many others over the past 4 weeks and nobody figured it out. My butt cheek feels so much better now. I can finally sit again. What a ninja....he's such a Derek.
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The sweetest, kindest, cutest, and most thoughtful boy you will ever meet. He is a keeper. Dereks are usually really good at wrestling. They also are really short when they are kids but hit their growth spurt and are 6'7" overnight. If you find a Derek ask him out because it's the best decision you will ever make.
Rylee: He is so sweet and cute af. What's his name?
Alex: Derek.
Rylee: I knew it!
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Derek we sometimes call him DJ.Derek wear beanies and rick and morty shirts.he likes ramen and regular show be like derek
Derek is so sexy and cool i wanna be like him
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Without a doubt, the coolest kid around.
Derek is awesome. 'Nuff said.
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amazingly awesome at everything. Derek is a symbol or being who simply is the best one can possibly be. he once said "so i ask dem, you want ice cream cone? bof of dem say yes! how in de hell?"
He is so good at life that he looks like Derek.
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So cute
Fine body
Quiet laugh
Reserved on the outside and not in the inside
Has relationship issues but only bc no one can measure up to his standards
In search of the perfect girl
If he likes you, don't take advantage of him because you will regret it bc he is perfect
Seriously HOT
When you stand behind him you just imagine wrapping yourself around his perfect body
Cares about everyone, puts everyone else first
Can talk your ear off, only if he chooses
Great in time management, plans everything out
May only take a few showers a week, but who cares, he always smells nice
Drinks milk way too much
Loves Jesus
Literally the guy you dream about spending the rest of your life with
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A Derek has many positive and negative qualities...
Negative:
-Appears to be a jackass when first meeting him
-Makes jokes that can cause people to take offense and doesn't lower his voice and often makes these jokes in public
-Obsession with bands like Owl City
-Occasionally doesn't brush his teeth....
Positive:
-Once you get to know him, he is generous and loving
-Cares about his friends and would do anything for them
-Passionate about the things that matter to him
-Encouraging and honest
So...if you can get past first impressions, a Derek is a life long friend. One tip for all Derek's is to step up and tell the girl you like or love how you feel. Stop being so sensitive and just go for it!
"Dude, I can't believe he just said that!"
"You just don't know him yet. Derek is actually a good guy."
"How can you stick up for someone who tells those kinds of jokes?"
"Well...he's a Derek. Under that jackass surface...there's a real sweet heart. He just doesn't show it at all times.."
"A Derek you say...."
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