Dolphinism

Like racism but against dolphins.

Police officer: are you a Dolphinist?do you support Police officer: are you a dolphinist?do you support dolphinism?

Nemo: yes, why?

Police Officer: I’m arresting you on account of dolphinism, you do not have to say anything but anything you do say will be given in evidence when you later rely on in court.

LOVE THE DOLPHINS!! <3 ?

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Dolphin

Another slang for ecstasy pills.

Friend 1: Hey you wanna go dolphin riding?

Friend 2: Ahh I can't I need to sleep tonight, because I have work in the morning.

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Dolphining

When one receives oral pleasures so great that they begin to spasm and thrust their upper body and legs in tandem like that of a dolphin in the seas.

Bobby got the sickest bj and started dolphining like a madman.

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dolphins

Miami football team that loses in the 1st round of the playoffs every year

The Dolphins won 12 games this year, then lost 41-3 in the playoffs.

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Dolphin

Dolphins are gay sharks.

Brittany: Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

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Dolphin

A person who prefers to physically engage and/or sleep exclusively with C-level executives. Derived from the phrase "C (sea)-level jumper."

Man, did you see John all over the CFO from Schwartz last night? He's such a dolphin.

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dolphin

an underwater sea mammal that rapes people.

dolphins are scarier than sharks.

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