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An excuse for merchandise, which used to be funny.
Jim Davis pulled the suction-cup Garfields from the stands because he was afraid people would get sick of Garfield merchandise. He's a good business man.
Jon: Look at that, Garfield! A whole bus stopped just for us!
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Female Snoogling is called Garfielding
When two girls line up just right during the act of scissoring and thier lips connect creating a suction much like a toilet plunger... this is called Garfielding due to the resemblance of Garfields mouth.
Dude, i was at bike week and these two chicks started garfeilding on the bar! They had the suction so tight it took two bikers to pull them apart!
garfielding female snoogling plunging
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A sexual act in which the the woman is naked and standing or leaning with her face and arms pressed against a window while being nailed from behind.
We were at this hotel on the twenty sixth floor with all glass walls, so I gave her the Garfield with the lights on.
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1. Town in NJ that is pretty poopy.
2. Comic strip
3. President
Lets go to garfield and chill.
-No, lets go to ridgewood instaed, and pick up mad preppy bitties.
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Garfield is a city in the state of New Jersey. It is known as GField and for its bad cops and highschool, and its awful football team. Also, there are many Polish immigrants in Garfield. Its is known as The City of Champions.
"Yo lets go to garfield, foo!"
"Nah yo, fo' get garbagefield"
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The act of two consenting adults pressing their buttholes together so as to achieve sexual release.
Named for the similarity to the suction cups on the paws of toy Garfield dolls which attached to car windows.
Look at those two people Garfielding like a couple of freaks!
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