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A truly selfish asshole that never takes responsibility for themselves or their own actions.
Bro stop being such a Glenn and clean up the pasta noodles you spilled all over the kitchen floor.
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Located in the scrotal area of male genitalia. The Glenn is the area between the base of the penis and the ball sack
Nicholas: Yo you good?
Julio: No fool *continues to limp*
Jean Carlo: Then what happened
Julio: I went to do a kick flip and I NAILED my Glenn
Nicholas: Damn at least you didn't kiss a girl for 40 minutes and didn't get laid. Now that would SUCK.
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Someone who isn't particularly bright but still manages to land on his feet.
Quiet and does not voice his opinions well.
Just a real tool. Heartbreaker, too.
Hey that Glenn guy, he seems like a real... whore.
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A buttlicking gayboy who got herpes wenever he looks in the mirror
Omg my diagnosis was so bad theyre calling me glenn
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Glenn is the greatest man to ever walk this earth. He’s a true gift from God, always goes out of his way to make those around him feel special, especially the love of his life. He opens up his heart and is very emotional with the one he loves. He’s very athletic, physically and emotionally strong. He has the most gorgeous blue eyes and perfect white teeth, that matches wonderfully with his mesmerizing smile. His hands are masculine and his body looks like he fell off of Caesar’s chariot. He is faithful, loyal, kind, generous and understanding. He is an amazing Husband and the best Dad. He’s a hard worker, awesome provider and so selfless. If you ever meet a Glenn, you’ve been blessed beyond measure! He’s a passionate lover, the best kisser and knows how to make his woman feel beyond beautiful. He rubs your feet, takes care of the family and asks for nothing in return. While he is super sweet, dont cross him or try to mess with him. He can spot a scammer from a mile away and he won’t take BS from anyone. He has a heart of gold and as if things couldn’t get better, he has biggest dong ever. Glenn is the best and you will love spending your life with a Glenn!
I just kissed the hottest guy with the best blue eyes, He’s such a Glenn!! I can’t wait to see him again!
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