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Sexy grandad legs

When someone has kinda good legs but not really

Jessica: how do I look?
Tumblrina: you have sexy grandad legs.
Jessica: what?
Tumblrina:I said you have sexy grandad legs you idiot.
Jessica: what does that mean?
Tumblrina: ssssssssssssshhhhhh
Jessica: o..ok

by A horrible human May 4, 2018

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Ur grandad a fag

This is worse than your daddy lesbian, your mom gay, and your granny a tranny Every time you say this 10 African kids die

John: your granny tranny

Bob: I'll say it

John: say faggot
Bob: ur grandad a fag

*John and 10 African kids die*

by Racooneggs March 12, 2018


Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg

Place a glass on your bathroom counter. Add dick snot every morning for 20 days. Set outside in the sun, or apply heat slowly until cum has separated. Add nutmeg and half n half slowly while using an immersion blender. Throw a cinnamon stick in and enjoy!!

"Oh! How festive!" She said as she watched her best friend sip and spit her glass of Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg on her luscious tits :) :)

by TakeFuck December 12, 2019


Ur great grandad faggot

Your grandad faggot is the worst insult ever to exist after your granny trannny. Every time it is used the sea rises by 3000m and 100,000 people die

Jim: ur mom gay ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny

Joe: it didn’t have to come to this

Jim: no please

Joe: ur great grandad faggot

Jim implodes, the sea rises over Venice and Jim’s family dies of Ebola

by Skunk slit slut 567 March 13, 2018

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Yer Great Grandad Is A Banged Lad

THE WORST OF THE WORST ALL WHOM HAPPEN TO FACE THIS INSULT ARE INSTANTLY EARASED FROM ALL OF HISTORY BE WARY MY CHILDREN BE WARY INDEED

Jim: Yer grandpap a trap
John: Yer great grandad is a banged lad
Jim: G O N E

by Cock boi 911 March 14, 2018


A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

Someone who has ascended past being an asshole and mother fucker.
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)

That cripple David kid is such A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

by Big Bear M. August 26, 2008

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Ur Grandad Trandad

Ur grandad is know to be the deadliest word to ever exist. It says that the Nazis channels it energy to kill the Jews

*WARNING* don’t use this word at a human besides a Ginger since they don’t have souls.

Jews:Hey Hitler

Hitler: Jews Ur Grandad Trandad

Jews: dead

by I know a grandad that is trans March 25, 2018