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The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.
My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.
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Ok, let's get one thing straight, I'm in sixth grade, this two kid in my friends classes, as they say, are always jerking off and moaning in the middle of class and the teachers don't care 😑
My friend : braedan was jerking off in class again
Me: and moaning?
My friend: yep, and the teachers didn't care
My other friend: Carson was measuring his ... I'm Spanish today
(If I'm gonna be honest, I've liked Carson since forth grade)
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when u and ur friend decide to jerk off together and see who can last the longest.
hey do u wanna have a jerk off and see who can last the longest?
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slang for masturbating excessively
Timmy went to the bathroom to jerk off
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1) Your mother's only redeeming value.
2) What I do every fuckin' day 'cause I'm a sad, pathetic loser.
3) You.
1) Gee, Mrs. Smith, thanks for jerking me off!
2) Damn, that girl is hot. I can't wait until I get home to jerk off.
3) Dude, you jerk off! Get off of my nuts!
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When a man gets his dick so hard and he’s so horny that he takes it out of his pants and starts jerking it so much. He also likes to finger his ass and jerk off with other people on Omegle and he then shoots cum out of his penis and licks it
Tom was jerking off in his room, until his sister walked in and asked to join him.
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"I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"
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