To experience convulsions when confronted with the possibility of interaction with the opposite sex.
In possession of a grossly underused choad.
She was so hot man, i almost went all jono long
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To get sweaty palmed at the first hint of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex. Usually in possesion of a choad.
Oh man, hes gone all Jono Long on us!
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the two hottest most spectacular, extravogent, funny, outrageous, fabulous, super dooper, guys in this universe known to all forms of life.
i can keep on going on and on about them there is so much to say, however due to little space and time, i am unable to even incorperate a minute fraction of anything about them, there is just too much. i can say one thing though. wowsles.
wow, look at that group of rely hot amazing guys, who nearly make up a minute fraction of what david and jono make up. pfft, we are such loosers compared to them n so are they.
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really cranky bastard. Very angry, an has the world against him.
Has extreme roid rage.
calm down man, you are acting like jono lazar
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GINGER.. intense hardcore dancing on the morning news.
jono crazy legs threw down hard today.
Someone who always finds a way of either being late or not showing up at all
An argument in which a person with an absurdly high IQ taunts another person, whose IQ is slightly (but significantly) lower, until the latter person cracks and storms out in a fit of anger (usually takes all of 30 seconds)
Fiona: Man, did you see Jono storm out of here before?
Hannah: Yeah, don't worry about that, we just had a Jono Argument