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A talentless skank who got famous because she sang in a talentless lummox's stupid song. Most famous for 'Tik Tok'. Obviously can't spell, sing, or dress like a decent human being.
Ke$ha: *talentless autotuning*
Me: OH MY GOD, SHUT UP!!
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To cover up or hide an STD with glitter.
Person 1: "Dude, why does that bitch have glitter all over her lips and mouth?"
Person 2: "She had to Ke$ha so that Mick Jagger looking dude will hook up with her."
Person 1: "What's Ke$ha?"
Person 2: "Herpes, dude. Herpes."
Person 1: "That was a waste of time. That Mick Jagger looking dude will hit anything whether she Ke$shas her face or not!"
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An intoxicated Taylor Swift. She is also known for dressing like a crackwhore.
Taylor has had so much vodka, she's starting to look like Ke$ha
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Basically, If you flushed Taylor Swifts head in a toilet full of glitter and vodka you'd end up with Ke$ha.
Her songs are extremly annoying, but catchy. Ke$ha's voice is most likely auto-tuned.
Person one: Ke$ha is awesome.
Person two: Hah...whatever floats your boat.
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The sorriest and saddest excuse the mainstream music industry has brought. This crackwhore appeals to teenybopper girls ages 10-16, with shit we are supposed to call her "music". She is a disgrace to even the POP music industry, which is bad enough as it is!
She got famous for her popular single "Tik Tok". Right off the bat, anyone with a brain stem can figure out that she at least failed the 1rst, 2nd, or 3rd grade. The lyrics are shitty. The voice is auto tuned. The fuckin' song doesn't make any muthafuckin' sense for crying out loud! It's one of the top downloaded songs on iTunes! How are people this fucking stupid?!
Most of her fans are closed minded and won't accept the fact that she's just an all-around bad artist.
Bottom Line: Ke$ha has ruined hope for mankind that good music will ever come out of the mainstream music industry ever again.
Teenybopper: "omgz leik hear diz song called tik tok by ke$ha...best song evar!!"
Me: "WTF is this shit? I listened to only 5 seconds of this and my ears started to bleed. I'd rather listen to heavy metal."
Teenybopper: "ur just jeluz!!"
Me: "That is just so repetitive. The least you could do is be creative with your arguments, if they even refute anything."
Teenybopper: "watevar!!"
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