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An occurence usually on a beach or pool when you look at a girls back while she is either far away or swimming and it seems that she doesn't have a bikini on, but when she turns around or your eyes ajust you sadly relize her breasts are covered.
Kavin: dude check it out that chicks not wearing a....
damn, nevermind it was a topless mirage
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Making poor relationship decisions based on having good daily Dick.
Girl 1: “Did you talk to him about his anger problems?”
Girl 2: “I was going to but we did doggy”
Girl 1: “mmmhhh girl you’re having a Dick Mirage”
Tfw somebody snaps a pic of their booty looking really fat and round, but it turns out it was just an optical illusion. it was a nicki mirage.
Did you see Becky's selfie on instragram? She looks so hot.
Not even, dude. She's a Nicki Mirage.
Mirage III
The Mirage III is a French attack jet. It was first tested in November of 1956. Testing lasted until December of 1959. It can travel at speeds over mach two. It can be armed with three types of tanks, three types of normal bombs, two types of anti-runway bombs, three types of ASM rocket pods, one type of AAMs, or two types of auto-cannons.
Type: attack jet
Dimensions: wingspan 27ft; length 50ft10in; height 14ft9in
Speed: mach 2.2
Payload: 30200lbs
Range: 745 miles
Weapons: two 1700L tanks, two 500L tanks, a 1300L tank, four 250kg bombs, six 400kg bombs, two RPK bombs, ten Durandal anti-runway bombs, eighteen BAT100 anti-runway bombs, two C4 rocket pods, two JL100 rocket pods, two F2 rocket pods, two MATRA R.550 Magic AAMs, two DEFA 552 30mm cannons with 125 rounds each, or two CC420 30mm gun pods with 250 rounds each.
The Mirage III is a French jet fighter.
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Mirage F1
The Mirage F1 is a French attack jet. It was first designed in 1964. It can travel at speeds over mach two. It can be armed with four types of normal bombs, two types of anti-runway bombs, one type of anti-vehicle bombs, three types of ASM rockets, one type of cluster bombs, three types of AAMs, one type of auto-cannons, a laser designator pod, a laser-guided rocket pod, an anti-radiation missile, or two types of optical cameras.
Type: attack jet
Dimensions: wingspan 27ft7in; length 50ft3in; height 14ft9in
Speed: mach 2.2
Payload: 35715lbs
Range: 1000 miles
Weapons: fourteen 250lb bombs, fourteen 500lb bombs, eight 800lb bombs, three 1200lb bombs, eight Durandal anti-runway bombs, twelve BAP100 anti-runway bombs, twelve BAT120 anti0vehicle bombs, four 18-missile rocket pods, four 36-missile rocket pods, one ASM, four Beluga cluster bombs, two Super long-range AAMs, two Magic AAMs, two Sidewinder AAMs, two DEFA 553 30mm cannon with 135 rounds each, a laser designator pod, a laser-guided rocket pod, an anti-radiation missile, or two types of optical cameras
The Mirage F1 flew for the South Africans during the Angolan War.
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This is when a girl in real life looks absolutely nothing like what her facebook profile picture does.
Turner: Bro, that girl was a total Facebook Mirage, I went in thinking she was a 10 and when I got to the date party, she looked like a f*cking dude.
Bro: F*cking skanks.
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Mirage finger- when you lose a finger in one of the employees at your local gentlemens lounge
Everytime me and my boy go to the club he start vibin with the hoes one by one like he Santa clause. Because when they get up the grab a napkin and they be smiling I know he gave them the mirage finger