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Preston

Preston is an amazing guy. Generally, he has longer brown hair and gorgeous eyes. He is a sweet and caring guy, but he tends to be complicated. He never really has his feelings figured out but he wishes he did and he doesn't try to hide it. He's easy to love and as close as it gets to perfection.

Gosh, I wish I could date Preston!

by Bad Princess June 10, 2018

14πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Preston

A city in the north of england, the city's emblem is a pie skewered by a hammer and sickle to a loaf of bread. mainly populated by knuckleheads and lefties. Devastated by the actions of the trade unions in the second part of the 20th century and forever damned to an existence as a home for people with terrible political opinions. People from Preston consume exceptionally large amounts of bread, upwards of a loaf a day to make up for the mush inside their brains from years of being fed far left wing politics and also to soak up the grease from all the pies, gravy and fried food they eat. Another notable feature of Preston as a northern city is that everyone spends all day every day intoxicated on overly brown ale or bitter. Generally one to avoid unless you really need to stop for a wee, but make sure you wash anything of yours that touches anything from Preston.

'He's either a drunken carb loving communist or he's from Preston'

by Riicardo McRiicardo November 13, 2011

298πŸ‘ 215πŸ‘Ž


Preston

adjective describing someone who is an
arrogant asshole and plays other people
because they lack a life outside of their room

That’s so Preston of him!

by etherealm December 24, 2021

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Preston

A person that you can't even describe. He's got a great smile, great physique, and amazing eyes (his lips are kinda chapped tho). He is the cutest person you will ever see. He's soooo hot and you just want to jump on him. You will DIE bcuz of how good he is in bed. He will rock your world. No guy will be the same. And finally how he makes you feel. He cares about nothing but you. He makes you feel like you're the only girl in the world. Other guys are nothing to him. Oh one more thing. His lips might be chapped but he is the best kisser evvverrr.

Girl1: you hooked up with Preston?
Girl2: I'm soo lucky I never want to lose him I can't live without him

by Nope I'm out March 7, 2017

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Preston

An idiotic tall piece of shit

Yeet Preston down the storm draib

by Yeetmeister618 November 1, 2018

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Preston

A sexy bad ass mother fucker with a fro and he skates, and he doesn't take shit from nobody.

Dude, Preston is so cool it makes my eyeballs fall through my brian and seep out of my ass crack

by tom larry April 8, 2008

988πŸ‘ 828πŸ‘Ž


Preston

Preston is the most loyal person you could ever meet.He has dark brown hair and chocolate brown eyes.He may be cringy over text but when you talk to him you have butterflies in your stomach.You want to kiss him even if he is half way across the world.And when you are sad he knows exactly what to say.He has a wonderful,caring,peaceful,loyal heart.If you fall for him even if you are millions and millions of miles away you still have you your connection..in the most romantic way..ever.And when you meet him you will reflect on this and think how true it is..

Patty:I heard Preston is the the only guy how doesn’t play fortnite

Celia:Really?I don’t know any guy who doesn’t play fortnite and is cute and sweet
Patty:To bad he is taken..whoever has him,he or she is the the most luckiest person in the world..

by Frenchieisu December 14, 2018

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž