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The act of two gay men jacking off eachother; the first one to jizz is the winner and takes it in the ass (optional)
Also code word for gays so people "dont know" what it means.
Also is a derogetory term for gays like rump ranger butt pirate fudge packer
"i heard jay was a hand racer"
"Hey bobby wanna have a hand race after dinner"
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A guy usually around the age of 17 which has borrowed his grans's car usually a Corsa and modified it with speakers and a spoiler. One can normally find them blasting tunes in Tesco carpark or driving 14 year olds to and from McDonalds.
Rhys: Ever since, Nick borrowed his gran's Corsa he has been acting like a right Boy Racer.
Laurence: I know what you mean, yesterday I saw him in McDonalds with a group of 14 year old girls.
Rhys: Fuck sake, Nick
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Another term for a short bus, or any kind of vehicle used for the transportation of disabled, handicapped citizens. Seeing as how retards are JUST NOW being mocked, anyone handicapped can be considered a retard, although this is often very prejudgmental.
"Hey look it's a retard racer, check out the passangers."
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Speed Racer's older brother Rex Racer who ran away from home many years ago.
Although he is Speed's rival, he is also his guardian angel at times.
Is it true? Are you really my older brother Rex Racer who ran away from home years ago?
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Any sports-oriented motorcycle modified with the intent of reducing weigh and increasing performance and improving handling. The term originally emerged in 1960s Britain to define the stripped and modified motorcycles ridden by the counter-culture 'Rockers', who would ride these 'café racers' along predetermined routes at high speed against the clock. Legend has it that a song would be played on the café jukebox, and the rider would have to complete the route and return before the end of the song. Many did not return at all. Original cafe racers of the Rocker era were largely based on Triumphs, BSAs, Velocettes, Nortons, Vincents, Moto-Guzzis and Ducatis - or amalgamations of multiple bikes, like Tritons and Norvins.
A café racer can also be a true-grit sport bike rider who rides hard and fast on the street. As defined by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson:
"A thoroughbred Cafe Racer will ride all night through a fog storm in freeway traffic to put himself into what somebody told him was the ugliest and tightest decreasing-radius turn since Genghis Khan invented the corkscrew.
Cafe Racing is mainly a matter of taste. It is an atavistic mentality, a peculiar mix of low style, high speed, pure dumbness, and overweening commitment to the Cafe Life and all its dangerous pleasures... I am a Cafe Racer myself, on some days - and it is one of my finest addictions." (Excerpt from "Song of the Sausage Creature")
"I put some lumpy cams and clip ons on my Norton this week. It's a proper café racer now."
"He'd ride that bike ton-up all day through the canyons. He's a real café racer."
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It's Ridge Racer...Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiidge Raaaaaceeerrr!
So the other day, my friend Kaz showed me Ridge Racer.
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Someone who thinks its clever to spend £5,000 tarting up a £50 piece of crap that is one MOT away from the junk yard, fit it with a stereo pumping out more power than the engine, remove the suspension, destroying what little handling ability it had, and a set of wheels that look like rejects for the London Eye. The exhaust must look like it's been robbed off an F15 Eagle. I have yet to find out what mod they do to the drivers seat to make them all drive canted over to the left like their spine is buggered.
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