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a man who is tired of those mutha fuckin snakes on that mutha fuckin plane
Samuel L. Fucking Jackson: I am SICK and TIRED of these MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES on THIS MOTHA FUCKIN PLANE GOD DAMNIT AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH I AINT YELLIN THIS THE WAY I TALK
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The three foot smoking apparatus that people have, comes in may colors or varieties, often in green or blue. Master of filtration
What do you do when Samuel L. Jackson enters the room?
Hang up the phone and hit him as hard as you can and hope he fucks you up.
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A rule that applies to the game Scrabble. When someone can put together the name/word Samuel L Jackson in Scrabble, that board and all the pieces to the game are burned in honor of Samuel L Jackson.
Omg! He spelled Samuel L Jackson.We must follow the Samuel L Jackson Rule and start a fire.
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Named in honor of the great actor, the Samuel L. Jackson is an alcoholic beverage containing two simple ingredients. Grape Drink (usually found in a gallon jug at Meijer or similar grocery store) and Everclear (195 proof version for authenticity). Basically like getting punched in the face while eating a grape Popsicle.
"So we gettin F-ed up tonight?"
"Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"
"Want some Samuel L. Jacksons?"
"Fuck Ya Mutha Fucker! Pour them shits!"
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vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.
Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."
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When a person is sleeping you stab them and when they wake up you say "sorry did I break your concentration"
Person 1: Can you go on xbox
Person 2: Nah sorry I'm in jail for doing the samuel L jackson attack on someone
A motherfucker who runs shield and owns a purple lightsaber. He is also a motherfucker named frozone
You can't troll me, I'm Samuel L. motherfuckin jackson.
Some motherfuckers are calling me Samuel Jackson, without the motherfuckin L, IT'S SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKIN JACKSON.
I'm Samuel L. Motherfuckin Jackson