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Racking up a fat g on an iPad corner to corner
Here, rack us up a steve jobs
The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.
"I slept so good last night. I got that Steve Jobs."
Like a boob job, but in a turtleneck.
The surest way to seduce an Apple fanboy is to offer them a Steve Job.
To stare intently at someone with your hands folded in front of your body until they do what you want.
Sister: Can you pour me cereal?
Brother: (no response)
Sister: (starts to intellectually stare and folds her hands across her body)
Brother: What are you doing?
Sister: Steve Jobsing you.
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The creator of apple and someone who changed the world immensely
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When you put an iPhone on vibrate, place it between a girl's legs, and call it until she cums.
Susan won't do anal, but she loves Steve Jobs.
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Steve Jobs was a technological whizz who defined gadgets in a go go gadget apple kinda way. His demise to cancer comes at a time when America is reeling from stubborn growth and lack of jobs thus serving America a 'no jobs' double whammy.
This provoked an article by A N Wilson that disputes Jobs as a genius which follows the thinking that he wasn't the inventor of computers, who actualy was the Morse code inventor which on a closer than close inventor look, was the alleged wrestling loser back in 16th century who had to tap to send a message he's out.
His demise then led to a second argumentation that hypes and misconceptions of the masses are sometimes too naive or brash for the sake of marketing ie. money. Left unchecked, next thing world knows is the idea that God have a daughter in addition, to be fair, which does not consider the contentious point in first place. Of course the disputed point is not whether God has one balls or other imperfections that render God unable to have a female offspring.
In all, Jobs worked himself and others to the ground yet people are non the wiser though they have the perceptions of being the wisest. Kindly solve your trillions dollar deficit without stealing other people's ideas which should eradicate sins like poverty if you are all the wisest and geniuses.
Dude 1.5: Bro, that A N Wilson post on Steve Jobs could well be a pre script from Jobs himself considering he knew he's got some dusts to byte.
Bro 1.5 : Yea dude. Let's see if that article is partially bitten.
Sizler 1.5 : Yo bro dude. Get out of my way if you don't wana get sizzled. The biggy co.s should get the PR officers that matches their founder's definition of great inventions in use in the right order. Doesn't make me a genius, does it? Those gweeks (gw that thing that comes out ur back), genius wanna be's, really should check if their heads are screwed on right.
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