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A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.
Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
They are useless whores that won’t shut the fuck up. Some of the lowest IQ vermin. Food and dick you fat whore. That’s all they are. Tortas should only have 2 purposes in this world (legally mandatory), either suck a dick (they’re especially at this because the pigs ALWAYS have something in they’re mouth)
Or
DIE
It doesn’t get any simpler than that. They’re not good for shit else. Like just stfu already Gorlock. Fat cunts need to get in the gym, by law. Why the fuck do they exist? Why?
Fat bitch.
Suck dick
Or die
Pick one Torta
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A torta is a woman who loves to eat hot cheetos in the morning and is in a size XL or XXL.
Can apply to any guy however, most commonly in Latinos. A torta pounder is someone who likes to sleep with Latina's on the bigger side.
Angel is definitely a torta pounder.
Someone who is fucking or has fucked a fat girl usually Mexican.
Damn Davyn your a god damn Torta pounder
its like saying omg, but better!
you: "Eduardos pregnant"
me: "OH MY TORTA"