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Tall stupid teenager that likes to fish and hangs with friends and acts hella gay but is straighter then a pencil. Possibly fat but plays hella sports and makes lots of friends even with social anxiety
A very big burly guy, can be defined as the following; tubby, large, obese, massive, etc. Triston is a man pushing the age or 45 with a receding hairline. Btw he also can't draw.
Why is that guy so big?
Probably because he's a "Triston".
short guy(5'2) that no one likes and he thinks his funny and cant do sports
Person 1: " Hey who's that short and gay guy over there?"
Person 2: "Oh that's Triston"
Person 1: "Damn I hate Triston"
The raddest, coolest, most
fun, cool,
rad, amazing person in the world also very cute and squishy!!! Has cool style and glasses and always matches your energy. A Triston is the best baller in da game
Friend: Who’s that terrifyingly hot guy over there?
Me: Oh, that’s Triston
Friend: You should date him
Says reeee a LOT and likes space alot and eventually wants to go lightspeed
A Triston Mendoza is a very hot, handsome, and big weiner-sized man, who often makes girls cum in a fraction of a second, is very kind, great personality, attractive in every way, builds a body no one can touch, have brown hair, likes the color black and like to eat dog with rice, honestly, why wouldn't you just love a Triston Mendoza?
Who is that? - Hannah
That's Triston Mendoza. - Me
God, I want to suck his d$%k. - Hannah