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The man bent over and spread his cheeks, for his wife to peg his Truffle Tunnel.
M: You should see my tulips. I planted $60 of bulbs last fall.
J: Oh, I can’t grow tulips anymore because of the deer. They love tulip bulbs.
M: How do they even find them?
J: They find them somehow, and dig them up.
M: They must smell them like pigs smell truffles.
J: Yeah, I’ll be darned if I spend money planting deer truffles.
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a fat chick who wipes her ass from back to front and has shit in the crevis of her snatch,so her skinny man can have a hell of a feast later.
hey, ho monica you are such a cunt truffle, no wonder why bill never brought his lunch to work.
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An old Scandinavian, possibly Norwegian, greeting.
Come in, sit down, and have a truffle.
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A brown-noser of the lowest level, willing to shove there nose so far up anyone’s ass to get what they want they are willing to dig deep enough to find a treat for just themselves at any cost! A real one alright a Real ass kisser. Also known as the prize at the end of such an ass kissing!
Mr. Who’s his face is a real butt-truffle trying to get that promotion from under me .
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Discarded, half eaten fast food, usually chips/fries or pizza.
Wow, check out all the tramps truffles over there, no-one's going hungry tonight!
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A vital participant in the act of making truffle butter.
Brent and his truffle butty Jade wrecked the sheets again Saturday night with a wild session of making truffle butter. Though Jade has been on the receiving end of the angry pirate, she and Brent are still best truffle butties.