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The act of beastiality on a cow while enjoying a bag of Jack Links beef jerky
Instead of cow tipping I snuck into my neighbors farm for some good old moo shu beef jerky
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Miserable super tanned old people at resorts and condos in the tropics. Usually found on or around lounge chairs they laid their towels on at 5am.
One of the beef jerky crowd at the pool just told us to turn off the wireless speaker.
The act of a man being manually stimulated until the point of eruption by another person. Another name for a handjob
Yo that girl gave me an awesome beef jerky. I never erupted like that before
Being forced to give an old black guy a handjob.
Kris: Hey Tom, I was forced to give an old black guy a handjob..
Tom: Ah dude, that's nasty. You gave him a beef jerky!
When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.
My girl gave me beef jerky yesterday and now my dick hurts.
Another way of explaining masterbaution
I’m going to jerk my beef, I’m gonna make some beef jerky
Equivalent to a salted cow raisin.
Man1: yo man, you want some beef jerky?
Man2: you mean... Cow Raisins? Sure.