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Someone who lies a lot especially about cars and insurance they are good at this but always have that one person who is also in on the lie and usually the person who he looks up to as a role model.
Maxwell: “don’t have insurance anymore”
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Maxwell is short, dumb, and unathletic. He's really fucking hot and gets all the ladies. He lost his virginity at age 9 to the hottest chick in school, the math teacher. He has 3 hoes, gets all F's in school, and is always the worst player on sports teams. He's puny as fuck, wears glasses, and his dad and mom are successful. But they beat him with a hammer whenever he gets in trouble. His mom smokes crack, and his dad is 7 years sober.
Person A: Maxwell is hot
Person B: Slay
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Maxwell has the most beautiful girlfriend and is always loyal. He is one of the best singers out there
5👍 3👎
A person with a HUGE penis, like, absolutely SCHLONGIN COCK, just, fucking 20 inch long, 10 inch girth, horse-sized dick.
Person 1: Bro have you seen Maxwell's cock? That thing's huge!
Person 2: I wasn't sure if that was a human penis or a donkey penis at first...
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Maxwell is the type of person to fucking ruin your life like no joke he will destroy you. He is known to be extremely flirtatious and make a lot of misteaks but people still give him second chances.
Girl: why are u sad
Other girl: Maxwell
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Most likely a ugly boy with ugly hair and looks like a gay kid
Liam- Oh look it’s a Maxwell
Maxwell- can I have the sucky sucky
Bryan- *kills the max*
Maxwell-*dead but still tried sucking pee pee*
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