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A small, messed up school, where people sodomize eachother on the bus with pencils and cell phones. They put the phones on vibrate, and then call them.
Wow, that school is messed up! Yeah of course it is, its Wilson.
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Original term came from the motion picture, Castaway, in which a man gets stranded on a desert island. *Spoilers* His only 'friend' on the island is a volleyball he has named Wilson (after the brand). After being stuck for several years he finally escapes the island, but loses Wilson in the middle of the ocean.
In the MMO gaming community, the term is used to describe someone that runs at the first sign of trouble. It can be used to describe the person or used to describe the action of running away.
as a verb:
GroupLeader 'We got a full group of enemies incoming from the south'
<Bard stops following leader and runs the opposite direction>
GroupLeader 'WTF! Our bard just wilsoned on us!'
as a noun:
RandomGuy 'I heard you ran as soon as that other group came up on yall'
Bard 'Yeah, I've seen them before. They're good, we couldn't take em anyways.'
RandomGuy 'wilson...'
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It is when a woman is on her period and is feeling kind of horny and her husband lies next to her asleep. The woman masturbates getting blood all over her hand and then slaps her husband across the face leaving a bloody handprint.
I can't believe my wife gave me "The Wilson" the other night while I was asleep.
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to shit piss and throw up simultaniously
man, he got so hammered he wilsoned himself
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A-Wilson- when a man is having sex with a women he ejaculates on her face he stands up, turns around and crosses his arms like world series champion brian wilson.
hey did you hear robbie did A-Wilson to that girl last night?
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That one blonde bitch that has more money than you. He is smart and awesome but you still think he’s a bitch but also love him. He’s caring and loving when you get to know him. Is intelligent but acts like he isn’t. Somehow has nearly perfect DNA but still is a doofus, and a bozo. He is cute, funny, and a great time.
Did you see him? Who? That guy... he’s a total Wilson! Damn you’re right mate. He’s fucking awesome. Yeah bro... for sure
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wilson is a guy who is very social and is friends with everyone. He is also very flirtatious around girls that he is really into. he is hella cute. like absolutely gorgeous. all the girls love him but he only has one girl on his mind. he is the nicest guy you’ll meet and is also a great friend. he is very active which makes him an even better person. just be careful though. someone that cute might make you pass out.
holy crap wilson is actually the hottest person on earth !
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