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Noun. A slang word used to describe a really fat ugly bitch. The word is derived from the from the measurement of a standard kitchen unit, which is 60cm wide/deep (dishwasher, washing machine, tumble drier etc all conform to these standard dimensions).
Correct timing and pronunciation is crucial to the effect of this word. It is best shouted loudly after walking past a really fat minger in the street, with particular emphasis on the first syllable.
Pablo: "Did you see that woman?"
Jaimie: "No?"
Pablo: "UUUUUNIT!!!"
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1. The penis.
2. Shorter term for Randy Johnson, AKA "The Big Unit", NL Cy Young award winner and 2001 World Series MVP pitcher for the Arizona Diamondbacks.
1. I have a really big unit. But you already knew that.
2. Did Unit pitch last night, or was it Curt Schilling?
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The equivalent of "dude" as used in the book by M.T. Anderson, Feed.
"I'm so null, unit."
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When you're measuring something, you measure it in units...like meters or inches or ounces or grams...yeah.
I know it's long, but HOW MANY UNITS! This is a scientific experiment for God's sake!!
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A man so huge that they are used as a prefix of the metric system
NICKMERCS is an ABSOLUTE UNIT.
A state of matter where someone or something becomes and unstoppable force, not even contained by an immovable object.
Don't fuck with Tyler, he's a unit.
A being thats swole af and and you dont want to mess with.
"Yo that guy is huge." "No hes a damn unit."