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When you beat your meat 10+ times in one day.
Did you hear that Jimmy had a Armenian Armageddon on the snowday?
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This is the pre-packed bag you have in case of an emergency. Things you might need in an "Oh shit!" moment. Should include items such as toothbrush, underwear, sharpened knife, socks, duct tape ...
Hey hon, do you think this chainsaw will fit in our armageddon bag?
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Based on the Academy Award winning film, it refers to choosing an incredibly stupid option when clearly a better one exists ie. choosing to teach oil drillers to become astronauts rather than simply teaching astronauts how to drill.
Bobby chose to dine and ditch rather than paying the bill, Pulling an Armageddon in the process. He is now referred to as "Bitch Bobby" by his cellmate in Grenville Penitentiary.
Two slices of bread with a piece of paper placed between the slices that has the word "armageddon" written on it, often sent through the mail anonymously as a prank that confuses and dumbfounds whoever recieves the sandwich in the mail. Using moldy bread adds extra humor and awesomeness to the prank. The armageddon sandwich was founded in November of 2007 by a man who is known to the public only as Silly Sally 54.
Dude, my roommate received a package in the mail the other day and was ecstatic until he opened it to reveal the dreaded armageddon sandwich.
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A sandwich consisting of two slices of old bread with a piece of paper in the middle that says "ARMAGEDDON". It is a weird prank that is mailed to it's victim and there is no known reason behind the prank. Introduced in 2007.
My brother got an ARMAGEDDON SANDWICH in the mail yesterday and still hasn't figured out who sent it or what it even means.
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1. Cold War slang for Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.
2. Early 90's German EBM/Industrial Band. Songs include: East West, Homicidal Maniac, Never Mind, & Big Tits (Russ Meyer Version).
1. Those commies are gonna be shootin' armageddon dildos at america!
2. I just saw Armageddon Dildos live! Fuckin' good EBM show!
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When your "Bruce Willis" plants a bomb inside her "Asteroid" and a gigantic explosion ensues, usually resulting in at least one casualty.
"Hey, have you met Jessica House?"
"Yeah man, she's a real Sexual Armageddon" *Wink wink nudge nudge*
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