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The act of deriving great pleasure from staring into a woman's face, for prolonged periods of time, while she fondels and strokes the microhone or objects around it, possibly whisphering gentle words in between, possibly making wet sounds with her own body.
I ASMRed myself to sleep.
Spent the whole week in bed, watching ASMR videos, feeling happier than ever.
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A SILENT MUNCHER RUNCHER- Recording yourself eating and projecting the sound of your chewing
Have you checked the new ASMR videos on Youtube?
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Autonomous sensory meridian response is the official name of the craze that has taken over YouTube and pre-pubescent girls. ASMR includes creepy whispering, weird hand movements and boringly repetitive videos. The purpose of ASMR is to relax you, but in reality it makes you 1000000000000000000000000000x more anxious.
Guy 1: Man, ASMR sucks!
Brother: It's great, it makes me feel so releaxed!
Guy 1:
Brother:
Obama:
Ellen:
Tom Holland:
The Universe:
Guy 1: Can I disown you?
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The act of doing random ass things with shitty camera audio
Tim: I made an ASMR video yesterday and got 300 likes!!
John: Dude your just trying to use that bitchy camera your mum bought you yesterday aren't you
Tim: yes...
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the most horrible thing that makes you want to cry and commit 80 crimes every hour
Anne: hey wanna listen to ASMR
Koi: no that shit hurts
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