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A black guy who never skips chest day 🤠
Yo wassup Liam abbott wanna scream racial slurs?
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Midget with a tiny penis.
That midget over there with a tiny penis is dakota abbott.
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Term for anyone who raped and had sex with your mother last night and is trying to prevent them for aborting the new baby, especially someone with half the state of Texas as their fan club. Named after an asshole who passed a heartbeat act during his tenure as governor
All of the sudden Greg Abbott swoops in and financially collapses my mother, and by extension me.
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Jason abbott is someone who is cool as fuck he is truly amazing in every way
Jason abbott is a fucking legend
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when a person makes a statement completely irrelivent to the situation at hand, or makes a statment that is stupid and makes no sense at all.
person 1:yo do you wanna chill this weekend?
person 2:dude, i love bananas.
person 1:okay abbott
method of "Okay Abbotting" someone:
1. wait for a person to comment on something irrelivant to the current situation, or or something stupid.
2.proceed in the "okay abbott" dialouge
3.laugh at the "okay abbott'ed" person/persons
WARNING:
if you okay abbott a statement that is not truly a "okay abbott" statement, you are subject to being "okay abbott'ed" yourself.
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Backing out of an agreement, statement, or action, when things don't turn out in your favour.
Made famous by ex-Australian Prime Minister, and current Onion King, Tony Abbott.
My wife and I said we would get divorced if gay marriage became legal in Australia. It's now legal, but we're doing an Abbott.
Khuldoon’s prize possession. She is everything to him. If your name isn’t Khuldoon, fuck off. You should likely stay beyond 5 feet from her if you have a penis. If you do not, rumor is your penis gets chopped off. She is an absolute goddess accompanied by her god, Khuldoon. In ancient times, they fucked everywhere which is why they made it illegal for people to fuck publicly. Destiny’s booty is owned by Khuldoon. If you even stare, rumor is that Khuldoon’s face will pop up on each cheek. Don’t fuck with her, or else he will help you meet Michael Jackson. Meaning you’ll die.
Winston: My god, look at that ass!
Jordan: Watch your mouth, that’s Destiny Abbott.
Winston: Khuldoon’s woman?!
Jordan: Fucking right creep.
Winston: Spare me!!!!! I’m sorry!!!