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absolutely not

Decisively declining

Absolutely not!!

by Hercolena Oliver August 29, 2008

3πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


absolut

a word used in agreement. If one offers a suggestion, and you reply with "absolut" means you agree.

short version of absolutely for the slow ones out there. lol.

Homeboy: yo son, that track is sick as fuck.
Me: Absolut. I'm feelin that yo.

by El Negro September 11, 2004

20πŸ‘ 137πŸ‘Ž


Absolute Poo

A British expression, it’s used to describe something that is no good, rubbish or of poor quality. It’s a rather more polite way of saying totally shit.

β€œHow did your interview go?”
β€œAbsolute Poo!”

by AKACroatalin July 13, 2015

485πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The Absolute State

An exclamation or summation of a topic or group and its condition. The current state of something in degeneracy, failure, or disappointment.

Pete: "Wow Cardi B is at the top of the billboard 100 for Hip hop"
Steve: "The absolute state of hip hop"

by AZUBBY October 4, 2019

221πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


absolute cunt

1. noun: Someone who is unquestionably and entirely a cunt.

2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety

That Big Ears shat on the back seat of my car. What an absolute cunt.

by N. Oddy November 13, 2013


absolute madman

A fucking legend. someone who'll do something that even you wouldn't dare.

Did you see Tom? He swallowed a can of coke whole, what an absolute madman!

by TheChineseSenator November 8, 2017

76πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Absolute Fucker

A person who goes on vacations when he's several years late on a deadline then acts put upon when people call him out on it.

Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.

Me: Some would say that GRRM is an absolute fucker.

You: I agree with them.

Me: Hey, me too!

You: OK, it is settled then.

by Ye Olde Man Winter August 25, 2010

243πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž