Adult

What Peter Pan told you not to be

Peter Pan: You left me, to become a Adult

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adult

1. The period of your life before death, and after the time when you realize that it is, in fact, NOT cool to paste cut-outs from 'Teen People' onto your binder.

2. The label you give to movies that have copious amounts of the letter 'X' on them.

1. When Jenny realized that she had become an adult, a part of her died.

2. When Tom went behind the beaded curtain in his local video store marked 'Adult', and looked at all the pornomagraphic materials, a part of him grew.

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Adultivity

used to describe "adult activity" or "growing up"

jimmie's drunk mom walks in the room rambling about not paying rent talking about how he doesn't comprehend "adultivity".

Adult

A depressed child. Adults have the notion that juveniles need to suffer. Only when they have suffered enough to wipe out most of their joyous spirits and innocence are they staid enough to be considered 'Adult'. See also: Mature.

You go to your kiddie freinds. Come back when you're an adult and stop play ing Pokemon.

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adultism

If you believe adultism is right, you might as well thumb me down before going on.

1) The belief that adults are superior to minors. It is so widespread and common that most people don't even know adultism exists.

Corrupted scientists use junk science (incorrect scientific facts) to try and justify adultism. Unfortunately, it works.

Most people think pictures of an adult's brain and a teenager's brain can be compared to argue that adult's are superior in every way possible. -_-

Angela: May I participate in this homosexuality debate?

Adult: No, you are just 16 years old. Your brain is not developed enough to debate in this adult topic.

Angela: -_-

*and some more adultism*

Tom: Why can't I watch Family Guy, dad?

Dad: I want you to stay as innocent as possible throughout your childhood.

Tom: Epic fail!

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adult

One old enough to be cruel to, rationalizing that such a person is mature enough to handle whatever you dish out.

Manipulating a child is a sin, but manipulating an adult is good business.

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Adult

v. To make rational decisions accepting the consequences and responsibilities that are associated with them.

I simply cannot adult today.