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A sick ass progressive metal band that will make you shit bricks and throw them at your un-born child.
I listened to that band you told me about, After the Burial...
Did you like them?
Well, my asshole is now the size of a cynder block and I killed my girlfriend.
So you did like them!
FUCK YEAH LAWLAWL
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The one or more smaller farts that occur within seconds after busting huge ass
Bill ripped a huge one and thought he had to after fart but he ended up shitting his pants
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The crunch time at the end of an academic year, when all fun or otherwise entertaining activities have to be postponed until all exams have been taken.
A: "Dude, you want to go hang out later this week?"
B: "Sorry, can't. Let's do that after exams."
C: "You totally have to check this out, it's like the coolest thing ever!"
D: "I don't have time. Ask me again after exams."
the taste of a food tasted hours after it is consumed.
That popcorn is so good, but tonight you'll taste its horrible after after-taste.
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Something a guy experiences for a few days after making out/hooking up with a girl. While infected with the morning afters, the guy will ignore the girl in question for fear of awkward conversation. This could last for weeks.
Girl 1: Me and rick made out at that party the other night
Girl 2: Awesome!
Girl 1: Yeah, but he won't answer my texts. I think he's got the morning afters!
Girl 2: That is terrible!
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Fucking irritating, dated, web 2.0-esque phrase, occasionally found on wired or engadget.
Anyone using this supposes that their audience isn't familiar with the concept of a hyperlink, or attempts to make the act of clicking on one some kind of novel or interesting internet superhighway 'experience'. Fuck off you gigantic cunts.
<big block of shit here>
More photos of <shit> after the jump! Click on through! More pics after the break! I'm a gigantic prick!
<links here>
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when you pee and after wards some of it leaks onto your underwear.
aww shit man look at my after-leak!