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A safety precaution taken by men while involved in a devils threesome (2 guys, 1 girl) to prevent anal penetration. The man will tuck his nutsack between his butt cheeks protecting his cornhole from from intentional and inadvertent penis to brown eye contact.
Good thing i had the old butthole airbag on the other night that fag Justin went for my brown eye.
A double air bag is when your balls deep into 300+ pound women while driving and you fuck her so hard the airbag goes off crushing you between dirty seat and sweaty ass
Omg I got the best double airbag last night although now I have a funeral to go to
One of the many children that a Mexican family tries to fit in the cab of their pickup truck. The limited space in the cab requires the children to sit on the driver's and passenger's lap, thus protecting the driver in the event of a crash. (if there are more than 5 kids it would be called a MexiPack)
Look at the Garcia's over there with those 5 mexican airbags on their laps.
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Movie Airbag .
An airbag in any Hollywood action movie that will never ever deploy. In reality, anything even a 4 or 5 mile an hour impact in some cars, or tapping something with the corner of the car hard while in motion will set a cars airbag(s) off. Movie airbags never go off no matter what is done to the car, you can crash gates, roll it over, sideswipe many things.. all types of impacts that in the real world on any newer car would pop one or both airbags, fill the car with gunpowder smoke, smash the windshield in some car models, disorient, blind, and deafen the occupants of the car.
Did you see how many car smackups in that new movie? Why was it that never a movie airbag deployed in any crashes?
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(we invented this game to ill time and have fun) the airbag game is when you get a pillow and hid or sneak up in your friend and hit them in the face as hard as you can and yell "airbag" as you do it it may hurt but is so effing funny(:
1 point for the first one
2 points for the second
and of your friend is stupid enough to let it happen again you win hahaa
RINNG* RING* RINGG* RINGG* 'hey steve whatup?" steve:"omg dude i just airbage hannah so hard she fel on the floor!!" both of us: baahhaahahahahha
thats the airbag game
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Breast implants. Originated from the story where a woman survived an otherwise devastating accident when her 40 DD "airbags" interposed between her and the dashboard.
"Yeah, her breast implants absorbed most of the impact of the crash... but apparently exploded"
"lol, bulgarian airbags"
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Driving a car with a small child in your lap. In the event of an accident, the child's body will help protect you from injury by cushioning the blow between yourself and the steering wheel.
Bob: Should you be talking on your cellphone while you're driving?
Bill: Relax, I'm Airbagging with the kid. Even if I hit something, I'll be fine.
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