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D.E.L.T.A- Doesn't ever leave the airport.
Ahh hell were delayed in Atlanta again. We must be flying delta airlines.
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While banging a girl from behind hold her hands out to the side (like wings) and slam her face into the head board, wall, etc.
Dude! Did you see that bruise on Amanda's forehead?
Yeah, her friend said some guy gave her a british airliner last night!
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The one airline in America with the best record for being on time and not losing luggage. The airline that delays and cancels flight less often than any other. Also the airline with the most friendly, helpful and pleasant customer service. And it is also the most profitable airline and one of the few that didn't milk bankruptcy protection, sticking it to people after bilking all of its creditors.
I had to fly to Phoenix. I took Southwest Airlines because I knew that they would be on time, unlike the others.
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The national airlines company of Croatia
I flew to Dubrovnic with Croatia Airlines.
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A bargain airline in the United States. Known for the bare essentials on their flights and they must be doing something right because they are the most profitable airline and have never had to file for bankruptcy. Part of the reason is because Southwest bought and stocked up on fuel reserves back in the 1980's when Jet fuel was a lot cheaper. They are also know NOT to charge you a ton of hidden fees. An example: allowing your first two checked bags to be free. There is also no first class or coach sections and there is NO assigned seating just boarding groups A, B, and C. Many US based companies prefer to send personal on domestic business trips VIA Southwest because of the amount of money they save, dis-spelling the "white trash" stereo type.
Self centered people cry about Southwest Airlines because they don't have TV's on their aircraft. I on the other hand am amazed that an airline can get me from Los Angels to West Palm Beach in roughly 5 hours without losing my luggage and at an amazing price. Thank you Southwest, YOU ROCK!
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Common Misspelling. See Delta Air Lines
Delta Air Lines (3 words) is often misspelled as Delta Airlines (2 words).
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The only international airline where you are bound to see someone you know on the flight as long as you are actually flying in or out of Alaska, so you always have someone to talk too.
"I was flying out of anchorage on Alaska Airlines and i was like 3 people i know, it was a total party."
"I love Alaska Airlines"
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