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A person who is hyperactive while high. May also be described as the name of a lesbian.
1: Hey did you go to the show last night?
2: Yeah. She was being Alanis.
1: Lol.
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To perform fellatio during the watching of a film in public
Will she go down on you in a theater?" "Yeah man, she gave ma an Alanis the other night!
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giving falacio to a numerous amount of males in one night
She attempted to pull off an alanis the other night
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The sort of unfortunate or amusing coincidence or contradiction that you're tempted to label "irony", but realize isn't actually ironic at all. Named for Alanis Morisette, whose song Ironic contains many examples of alany and none of irony (except for the song as a whole, which is ironic...).
You plan a trip to a faraway city, contact your friend who lives there who you haven't seen in months, and find out she's actually going to be visiting your city that same weekend, so you'll miss each other. Such alany!
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A mythical cat, with is amazingly beautiful, it has ocean blue fur and light teal stripes. It is said an Alanis can touch dirty water and purify it instantly. Natives called this the guardian of the water, there is only one on every continent with a size of lake and a height of Redwood Tree. Asians love to eat Alanis, but it might punch you.
Asian: I love the taste of Alanis
Alanis: *punch*
Asian: no you *kills Alanis* lolololololo
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