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When a girl shits in a condom, freezes it and uses it as a dildo the next day.
Wanna see my Alaskan Pipeline?
No thanks
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you take an ice cube and while you are having anal sex you take your dick out and shove the ice cube in then start fucking her again. INSANE PLEASURE!!!!
I gave that bitch a crazy alaskan pipeline last night, it was incredible.
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An Alaskan Pipeline occurs when a homosexual male takes a shit in some saran wrap, wraps it up and freezes it to a solid and hard form, then sticks it in his mates ass as a substitute for a dildo or penis.
(Ben and Lee are mates)
Ben- Hey Lee, so.. you want to...
Lee- Sure, im ready. I just don't want to get any STDS.
Ben- Well, did you bring your dildo?
Lee- No, I thought you would have yours. What else could we use?
Ben- I can make an Alaskan Pipeline.
Lee- Good idea.
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When a women takes a dump into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo once it has hardened.
Molly enjoys an Alaskan Pipeline every thursday morning.
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When a man shits in plastic wrap, freezes it, then while having anal sex with his partner, grabs the frozen shit and rams it in her ass like it was his cock.
Damn! it smells like someone has been in an Alaskan Pipeline in here!
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When you shit in a condom freeze it and use it as a dildo for your girlfriend
Yo Nick did Ryan use that Alaskan pipeline on you yet
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the act of cutting a whole 8 ball of cocaine into one long gigantic rail.
me and brian picked up an 8 ball last night and blasted it all to our dome alaskan pipeline style.
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