someone who thinks hes cool but is in reality a knob who plays fortnite and has the emotional capacity of celery
'omg my bf just broke up with me to play fortnite hes such an albie'
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Albi is a true gigachad who never gives up on his goals of becoming the ultimate chad.
Albi is a chad
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a fat boy who seeks for sex but unfortunately he canβt find a girl who can be fucked
he is albi
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when you fuck so hard your arteries burst and your blood starts pouring everywhere, you have to be rushed to a&e where you may or may not die an excruciatingly painful death.
Yooo Ash did the Dirty Albie, rip man i loved that nigga
Arabic phrase that means 'love of my heart'.
guy: Nourah, you are my habibi albi
girl: shukran, habibti, i love you too.
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A racist green dragon who lives in a marmalade forest between the make-believe trees. In a cottage cheese cottage of course. He also (like all other dragons) cries tears of jellybeans. He is mentioned in "Albi" by Flight of the Conchords.
And so all the people of the village
Chased Albi the racist dragon into
A very cold very scary cave and it
Was so cold and scary in there that
Albi began to cry dragon tears,
Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!
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