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The number's origin is of the theory dabbling in temporally dilated thermo-dynamics which causes humans to lie. The number cannot be revealed and if one wants to find it, they must look a little harder than UrbanDictionary.
Commenter 1: I can't find Alden's Number anywhere!
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(
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"Hey look at that hot girl over there."
"Yeah, I'm Alden Detmuhing over her."
The name of a general that President Biden should have listened to
James: Regarding the withdrawal from Afghanistan, do you believe that General Alden's plan could have saved lives?
Rob:
This number is the result of an equation done by scientist Voash N. Alden to find the estimated number of pedophiles in a 1.5 kilometer radius.
Using Alden's Equation, I found that Alden's Number is roughly 6.90.
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The number of times Vaush says the N-Word in any given stream. It is 420,069 to the power of infinity.
Vaush Fan: Do you know Alden’s number?
Proud Anti-Vaushite: you mean the number of times he’s defended pedophilia? Not today, Satan!
*Vaush Fan explodes from getting rekt with facts and logic”
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Dude, that Alden Lin is a total cringe ass nae nae babby
The act of cumming inside a girl and slurping the cum out of her with a straw
Alden was wild last night! He gave me a dirty Alden and it was AMAZING!
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