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One of the coolest folks you’ll ever meet, like just super cool :)
I always look forward to talking to Alek. They’re one of my favorite people :D
A really thicc person, with a great sense of humor and very hot.
They are really really thicc. Like dummy thicc due to the years of petting kitties and a diet based on human food and drinks. Alek is thicc.
Girl 1- "have you seen that guy ?"
Girl2- " Alek? The thicc one with a funny hat ? Gosh I wish I was that thicc."
In a casual conversation :" hey, that's Alek !"
A boy i know that’s very funny and i give him shit for being a little nerd but it’s adorable so i let it slide and he deserves a gf because he's so lonely he has to talk to me also i hope he doesn’t see this
“Hey look its alek”
“Aww poor lonely pees of sh*t”
“Ya i hope one day he will get a gf”
Alek's can be smart but most of their achievements come from their hard work and tenacity. Alek's are often very ambitious and need to create room for rest so they can pursue what is most important. They are very discerning, wise, and humble, they can be a handful sometimes very fiery, their zealousness is often a pursuit of someone or something they love and if not handled correctly can become problematic. Alek's do not take no for an answer, they are the very definition of a man, pursuing their goals excelling at them all the same, and it's because they are never less than 110 percent. Alek's are extremely good looking but don't tell them that their humility won't allow them to acknowledge but they were designed by God. if you were, to sum up, the heart of an Alek it would be in four words "perseverance, diligence, and love and Faithful". Alek's are the best of friends. If you know an Alek then you know Their charm can be difficult to shake off and you'll never get enough of them.
He Really has the heart of an Alek
A guy who is a manwhore, a cheater, and an all out asshole. He also sleeps with any of his girlfriends' sisters, cousins, or step-sisters.
However, for a guy who can be a huge asshole, he grows a conscious when around an innocent girl a.k.a. virgin.
Aleks: I'm so f*cking frustrated right now.
Virgin: What's wrong Aleks?
Aleks: I haven't had sex in two weeks.
Virgin: Well if there's anything I can do let me know...
Aleks: I will not have sex with you!
Virgin: I didn't know I was offering.
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Not to be confused with "Alex", the way most normal people spell their names, 'Aleks is different and unique. Despite being a huge prick underneath his wonderfully put together outfits and occasional guyliner, an 'Aleks is actually worth your time.
If you're looking for an easy lay, that is.
An 'Aleks may look dashing and ruggedly handsome, but don't be fooled. Said 'Aleks will compliment you and make you feel sexy one minute, then call you out on your choice of fast food for lunch, in the most depreciating way possible.
The 'Aleks will often reek of horrific body odor, he doesn't bathe, and if he does, it's most likely twice every three weeks.
If you come across an 'Aleks, you should probably turn your head, lest he seduce you, and infect you with every STD mankind knows. (And most likely one or two that haven't been discovered yet)
Girl 1: "Oh my gosh, he smells so BADLY!"
Girl 2: "Shhh! That's an 'Aleks, it's taboo to say a hot guy smells."
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