Alessio is the typical name for an Italian ancient god. He can be weird at times and super funny the moment after. He seems like a normal god at first but once you start to knowing him you’ll understand the obscure world inside him. He is a psychopath, don’t get yourself caught with the girl he likes or he will torment you with an axe.
X: Did you see Sarah?
Y: Yes, she is with someone else!
X: I’m gonna go Alessio…
A fucking douchebag without emotions and unable to feel happyness
Sam: Alessio cerroni is a fucking asshole
A specific kind of fishy pasta that is poorly cooked🤮🤮🤮🤮
Ewww this is such an Alessio de pasta moment bruh😒🫱🫱