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Alfie’s cock is so unimaginably small you can barely see it, Alfie’s are normally extremely stupid and it seems like they have no brain at all.and 9 times out of 10 they’re gay aswell
Guy: Oh hey, there’s Alfie
Girl:I was with him last night and his cock is so small you can barely even see it
Guy: I thought he was gay he really looks it
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Alfie - A person who has a lot of potential of being smart and tries very hard but when people sees him trying hard, he or she tries to make it look like they're not trying and try to act goofy or laugh it off.
"You see James? Yeah, he's such an Alfie.
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ALfie is a bit of an asshole at times but a funny guy. He messes around at school and is
Normally the first person in trouble. Alfie's normally have a friend called aaron and them two have a good friendship but if anything happens to a friend he has one response an ass kickin
Alfie is a good friend
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The Alfie I know is:
Hilarious,
Sexy ;),
Cuddly,
Friendly,
Easy to talk to,
Smart,
A gentleman,
and the best boyfriend ever :')
I love alfie
Ur lucky to have a friend like alfie
Dont just let him walk away it will be the biggest mistake you have ever made
I love alfie
Ur lucky to have a friend like alfie
Dont just let him walk away it will be the biggest mistake you have ever made
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Alfie is a hench boy with a large dick. But he doesn't exept eye contact till marriage as he is a good Christian Boy. He can play fortnite with one hand and loose but he doesn't care as he is a maverick #logang4life
Female: Woah, is that Alfie in Church
Female 2: Yes, I can tell from his massive bulge and Fortnite shirt
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