That quiet kid who sits at the back of the room only talking to the black history fanatic! HE has these big DIRTY lips and only eats raw fish. If you see Alfred, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! He will punch and kick and WHO KNOWS WHAT?!?! He is quiet because he is plotting his plans. Run.
Alfred
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The most Ann kid you most likely know. Lies about his race. Does some autistic shit. Only girlfriend he ever had is his own sister.(insist having ass) oftenly does gay stuff and has no friends except for the special needs kids. Is also usually bald
Alfred -Gay mother fucker who sucks autistic dick
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Someone who is a compulsive liar and will not stop with a lie until you actually start to believe them. Also when an "Alfred" gets desperate, they will use facial expressions and won't laugh when telling a lie.
Stop being an Alfred man, I'll never believe that you're dating Allie Dimeco.
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As in....Alfred Hitchcock, Hitchcock...Sh*tcock.
When a baby unfortunatley has worn a nappy for too long and
he has had a rather runny episode that has covered not only his bottom but also his willy.
'OH LOOK AT THE POOR LITTLE FELLOW, HE'S GOT ALFREDS!!'
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a tall white male who's only personality trait is doing drugs. has a big nose and super hot dad. if you see an alfred run for your life because he will gaslight and manipulate you and you will fall for his dad
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The side-kick of the secret Batman in your group.
Hey, John! Aren't you Dean's Alfred?
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