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Alice

Alice is an all around beautiful woman, her eyes and smile will have you drawn to her, she’s an amazing friend, and honestly will have you dying of laughter with her crazy appealing personality, fun when she’s drunk, definition of party a animal, you’re going to fall in love with her so there’s no use in trying to fight it, her scent, her warm hugs and hospitality is an attraction, Alice is an all around loving person and anyone would kill to be with her she’s amazing in every way, shape or form.

Mar: Yo josh what you doing right now?
Josh: sorry Bruv I’m with Alice again, I think I’m falling for her, She’s literally perfect.

by BritishAssholeX December 26, 2018

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Alice

1. The name of the main character from Lewis Caroll's world renowned books, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass.

2. The name of the main character of Disney's Alice in Wonderland.

3. A nickname given to a women of utmost perfection. Nickname most commonly used in the UK.

4. A video game made by a completely insane man named American McGee about how Alice is sent to an Asylum after being the sole survivor of a fire. She then is forced to rescue Wonderland, thus saving her sanity. (Rated M for Mature)

5. A SyFy channel (Why oh why did you change to a gay name like that SciFi?!) movie about Alice going back to wonderland and finding it a lot like Las Vegas.

6. Tim Burton's Latest Movie, in which Alice revisits Wonderland after her boyfriend proposes to her. It seems to follow some of Mr. McGee's ideas in his video game, although, the queen of hearts is a midget, whereas, in the game, she is some sort of tentacle monster.

1. (the setting: A boy and his mother are in a library in the 19th century, sometime after the book Alice's Adventures in Wonderland was written) Oh, mother, could you please let me read this book? PLEASE? Oh, fine, Thomas. (Days later) I thought it was a good book, mother! I'm sure you did, Thomas...

2. Oh, man, grandpa wouldn't get off my case last night when we were watching the old Alice in Wonderland!

3. Ah, that Juniper girl is an amazing Alice!

4. Holy fuck, did the Duchess just explode her head by sneezing?! What the hell is wrong with this game?!

5. Ugh, there was just no fucking point to that annoying SyFy movie Alice! Damn't, why did SciFi change it's name? I liked it better the old way!

6. I don't even have an example for this one.

by Gaarsandjug?4 March 2, 2010

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Alice

A name used by older men to their wives; usually in a joking way.

"Alice go fix me a sandwich. Thank ya baby!"

by jaycp May 1, 2013

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Alice

Alice is a hilarious friend with an awesome personality. She is pretty, sporty and good a pretty much everything. Once you meet an Alice you will wonder what you did without her.

OMG is that Alice!!!

by bobthebobcat May 24, 2014

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Alice

Another slang term for LSD or Acid.

"Man I hit that bitch "Alice" last night and I was totally trippin.

by wadupwitit88 August 31, 2008

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Alice

A slang term for the hallucinogen LSD.

Dude, pass me some more fuckin' Alice!

by xdarkxromancex August 16, 2005

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Alice

Alice, the name of a rectum poo stopper. Once inserted up the anus, one may go for days without needing the toilet pain free. (different sizes and measure available for your comfort.)

Person 1: Ergh! i have such bad diarrhea
Person 2: Here, you can borrow my Alice if it fits.

by luya October 26, 2011

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