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physically eating the mouth of the girl you are frenching with
girl #1: how was making out with jim the other night?
girl #2: ugh, he was totally pulling an alistair on me the entire time! it was gross.
girl #3: what a loser.
Alistair/Star, aka Dris' bf
Star is very unfunny
D : Alistair/Star is so funny.
? : No he isn't.
The personification of intelligence and also SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????
Your really acting like Alistair Tusar when you say SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????
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This person is just too amazing for words. Alistair is above all, the best friend you could ever have. He is kind, the funniest person in the room, and an extremely talented artist. The second you need a friend or have something you are wanting, they are the first to do all he can to help! This person may require some extra reassurance or care because he may have had many past experiences that still affect him today. But if you are to be kind and loving to Alistair, he is sure to be an even better friend back! Cherish this person, for they deserve the world. Alistair is needed and makes everyday better by just being him. But be aware, if you hurt Alistair, his many friends will destroy you with all the power they can. Don't underestimate him either. Alistair can surprise you with how intelligent and artistic he is. Don't take these for granted. If you befriend an Alistair, take care of them like a porcelain doll.
We are going to take some chocolate chip cookies to Alistair!
A real low down and dirty son of a bitch that'll put the can in cannibalism if you get between him an a hot meal when he's hungry. Either patient as hell or temper on a hair trigger, one of the two. Slightly, vindictive slightly savage side that finds trouble. Goes with the name; defender of man. He's loyal. He's full of shit and can be annoying at times. And how oblivious he can be is infruriating. The reality is he has a shy sensitive side and has no game.
Omeegee you're an Alistair!? Your dick too big, too much effort get f*ck out
But I paid for an hour
You go now, f*ck off, too big, no refund, get f*ck out.
Bro that guy Alistair we did cocaine with in the back alley that time was such a chill dude. He bought a bag and got $5 change from the dealer.
I can't believe Alistair broke up with me after 'not reciporicating oral sex' was played in a game of cards against humanity. He was so good with his tongue and fingers.
What?? You weren't sucking his dick?
No, didn't need to, do you have any idea how huge that thing is?
Alistair is the best boy ever he’s very caring, nice, handsome, sexy, tall, smart but to lazy to try half the time, gorgeous, cute when he needs to be, natural leader, sporty, loyal, honest, confident, has lots of dreams and lots more.
Alistair is also the best person you’ll ever meet he can either be your best friend or your enemy and you know which one you want to be because if your not fiends you’ll lose him forever which you’ll regret because when you need him he won’t be there.
Alistair is also a massive laddies man he can pull almost anyone if he’s attracted to them and if he wants them they all love him aswell, he won’t waste anytime on anyone who drags him down.
A bonus to an Alistair is that they have a very incredibly sized schlong and they know how to work that thing in bed believe me I know from first hand experience or just any sexual things they know how to do perfectly.
Overall Alistair is really a STAR person that everyone should love.
1.Is that Alistair he’s sooo attractive I really want his number
Alistair has a weird hair style, wears white suburban clothing, and has a terrible taste in movies. His personality revolves around being a simp
Alistair is such a simp for that girl!