Allan

When he talks about his girlfriend you have to ask him which one since he has 15 and their all taller than him. His chin is directly connected to his neck. He is very underated but still pulls all the girls. He has a 6 inch. Would be the one to text his girls to come at his house at 6 PM and they would ask each other who they are and it would get crazy because he would be getting whooped.

Girl#1 Allan is such a good kisser
Girl#2 Allan is so good in bed
Boy #1 Allan is so good at deepthroating

Girl#3 Can i be added to the list of your 15 girlfriends

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Allan

Steve Nash Son and a GOAT

@AllanAges is a fucking goat

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Allan

The universal middle name given to anyone you feel deserves it

Person A: Hey man what’s your middle name?
Person B: Oh, I don’t really wanna say
Person A: Ok, your middle name is Allan now

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Allan

Allan is a lying burnt out two timing cat dog looking little boy he is irresponsible and doesn’t have a regard for anyone’s time or space because he’s a shit head. He’s a little bitch boy who reeks of cigarettes and he suffers from alopecia due to karma. His wiener is the size of of a ants pinky toe and his breath stanks

Allan is such a bitch boy

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Allan

A total cunt. Had a nice attitude. A usually big personality but person and probably tall

"Hey Allan how is your day"

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allan

A very sophisticated person who dresses in suits. An educator. A person who is generous--especially when it comes to one's grade point average. A person who loves to travel and enjoys diversity and culture--particularly the Jewish culture.

Awesome, my GPA just got allaned!!

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allan

the MOST beautiful of people to ever tread the Earth. if your best friend is an allan NEVER let them go because he is just about the best part of your day and a flawless texter. he'll never fail to be the highlight of your week and it's impossible to stare at his face and not laugh. an allan is fucking hilarious and amazing at everything he tries. allan is one who will give you more than you deserve and you will find after meeting one that you can never love anybody more.

friend 1: r u okay? u look sad....

friend 2: oh i was having a bad day, but then i talked to allan:)

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