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The correct way to greet a woman whose name is Vera
Vera: Hello Bob
Bob: Aloe Vera
When you put a shit ton of aloe vera in a tube sock, wrap it around your wiener, and jerk yourself raw.
Hey Mike, the wife's out of town, are you wearing aloe socks tonight?
when you answer a phone call instead of saying hello! or who is it? , hi! or good morning! you can say Alo! perro?
(ring! ring!)
Tiare: Alo! perro?
Sebastian: Is tiare there?
Tiare: Don't call me pervert!
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Aloe is a rich emollient derived from the "aloe vera" plant that soothes and mosturizes with the consistency of seminal fluid or cum. Aloe farms are prevalent in the deep South Texas area. Verga of course is a Mexican word that is synonymous with cock ,dick or penis as it exisits in a volatile manner. Therefore aloe verga is a synonym for jizz or splooge.
Gary: "Holy shit Alex did you see the sunburn on that skeezers face"?
Alex: " Man Gary, that's nothing that a dose of my Aloe Verga couldn't cure."
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Aloe Vera is that nasty slimey shit that u put on scars, also that stinky shit asmr ppl be eating. BLAGHH.
WANNA EAT SOME ALOE VERA. dude 2: THAT NASTY SHIT?!
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Have you heard that about that Revolutionary Tech Company Aloe Power ? There Technology is Phenomenal ! Aloe Power
The best greeting ever! People who say 'alo mate' are the best type of people.
"Hey"
"Alo Mate"
"OMG, I just know ur funny"