Alpha Male

"The leader of the pack, the one who feeds first, and an individual who is capable of flexing on anybody at anytime."

Quite often the alpha male of the group is an individual whom goes by Adam.

Additionally, individuals who partake in the "Kipen-Body-X" workouts generally prevail as the alpha male of the group.

Man grunts in the gym are a form of Alpha Male activity

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Alpha Male

The sign of signifigance in human beings, particulary highschool students.

"Bernard is so talented at everything, he is teh alpha male"
"i own you, im the alpha male"

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Alpha Male

The Alpha Male of the group of people you are with at the time is decided by who has the biggest hands. This is a more appropriate way of deciding alpha male instead of everybody deciding whose dick is bigger. And in this case, females can be alpha male (but very unlikely)

Charles, Adam, Tony, and Jeff are all hanging out. Jeff has the biggest hands out of everyone with him, therefor he is the current alpha male.

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alpha male

A miscer

- Dude, look at this alpha male
- U w0t m8?
- Must be a miscer

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alpha male

The alpha male is an act that is performed by males usually in their teens and twenties who act tough, are loud, and have to be the center of attention or they feel insecure. When a man is successful and in his thirties he no longer acts this way because he has grown up and realized that the entire alpha male act is phony. When was the last time you saw a rich, successful man try to pick a fight??? Never. The only guys that do this are the losers that go to bars to take their anger out because they are angry inside for going nowhere in life.

35yr old alpha male at the bar,"I'm bald, fat, I make 7 dollars an hour and I work a job I hate...what are you looking at? Do you want to fight? I need to kick someones ass today because my boss ripped me an new asshole for burning the fries at McDonalds and I need to take it out on someone."

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Alpha male

An alpha male writes definitions of "beta male" on urban dictionary. They always feel the need to talk about how alpha they are. They guzzle cum to get extra testosterone. Closet homosexuals. We all accept you for yourself, "alpha male". No need to hide anymore. You can come out of the closet.

That "alpha male" is such a tryhard.

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Alpha male

Man who has a small dick who thinks that he is better then god but just has mommy/daddy issues

Guy: I'm a alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom

Guy:*cry's in bottom*

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