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The patron saint of the geek kitchen.
After watching Good Eats for a couple of weeks, I too am now an Alton Brown whore... and I'm proud of it.
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A small town in New Hampshire. Located on Lake Winnepesuake. There is also nothing to do there. Pretty much, it's where you can get McDonalds, shop at Hannahford's go to one of the hardware stores, or buy an expensive off-road vehicle that you'll regret buying later. Maybe you'll go for a swim in the highly polluted lake? Seriously, go down to the bottom and have a look. You'll find thing's such as: Bikes, Toilets, Porta-potties, Sinks, Showers. And I wouldn't recommend touching the bottom becuase, well we'll just say it sucks. The cops there have nothing better to do than hunt you down for going 5 miles over the speed limit. When the kids from Alton are in an actual city, they seem socially retarded.
Person 1: Hey, geuss where my family is going for vacation.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Alton NH...
Person 2: Bro, I'm so sorry.
Person 1: I know right??? FML.
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When one drinks too much Busch beer and eats too much $.29 shrimp, ending up riding the Big Elwood while spewing out the shrimp.
Eddie: Did you see Betty doing the Alton firehydrant last night to Frankie?
Carol: Hell yeah, she sent that shrimp flying over the great wall.
For a small town it sure has allot of assholes. The town is run by select board and town manager that does not give a shit about the town, only their own egos. But wait, the fire department is a bunch of douche bags that think they are hero's, but in reality couldn't save a penny, much less a home or person.
This small town is also afflicted with flat landers that come up from Massachusetts and think they own the place. Fucking stay home assholes
Alton NH sucks
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Host of the two best shows on the foos network. Good Eats and The show to end all shows, Iron Chef America!
Alton Brown hosts Good Eats.
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A usually (not not always) gay sexual manoeuvre where someone is sandwiched between two men in standing position. The two standing men both simutaneously anally penetrate the recipient while both singing In The Hall Of The Mountian King (The Alton Towers theme). If the recipient is able to support themselves on something the two men can also use their arms above their head in a triangle shape and can bob up and down in time with the tune.
"So Chris, me and my boyfriend were wondering if you fancied a trip to Alton Towers?"
"Yeah sounds good"
"BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA"
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To carry out the process of urination, under a cubicle door, whilst an inocent bistander is trying to excretiate( take a shit)
*Person 1- Hey take this you shitter!!
*'splashing sound'
*Person 2- Hey dud your pissing on my hush puppies!!
*Person 1- Yeh man i know.... its called the Alton Wet Foot
*Person 2- When I've finished shitting i am going to Shove my dick in your rear !!!
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