dev for Polytoria
guy who STILL won't add commas to all the numbers
Electric: Alyx fix numbers
Alyx: *spinning*
She is bad-ass and you do not want to mess with her, okay?
Alyx is fucking sexy.
A dirty Alyx is when you're fucking your girl in the ass till she shits and anally prolapses
Yessica: "Did you hear about Jennifer?"
Tessica: "Yeah she tried doing the Dirty Alyx, but she couldn't handle the pain and died."
Absolute daddy hot and lovely would honestly hit if i was gay
Hey Alyx(boy) wanna kiss?
alyx = daddy