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The widest river in the world. A man-ish female tribe in mythology. An annoying book selling web site.
It takes so long to buy books from Amazon.
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While banging a girl from behind in a stand up steamy shower, right before you cum yell "I Have Syphillis".
Don't know if you can give an example of The Amazon, self explanatory.
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1. a bigass woman
2. a lesbian
1. Bea Arthur? Yeah, she was an amazon!
2. ...Bea Arthur? Yeah, she was an amazon! Or so i thought...
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Tall, butch lesbian bitches with no titties
1: "Hey man, have you seen that new girl Vanessa?"
2: "Nah, man does she got some tig ol bitties?"
1: "Hell no, she's a fuckin' amazon."
2: "She's probably munched on more carpet than you have"
1: "True."
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someone who shops from big-box retailers instead of supporting independent businesses.
Person 1: i’m just gonna buy everything on amazon on Black Friday
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic
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amazon rank
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): amazon ranked
1. To censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for Playboy, Penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. To make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.
Etymology: from 12 April 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on Amazon.com containing sexual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of Amazon.com's website. Titles stripped of their sales rankings include "Bastard Out of Carolina," "Lady Chatterly's Lover," prominent romance novels, GLBTQ fiction novels, YA books, and narratives about gay people.
"I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly's Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene."
Alternate usage: "My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay."
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1. To censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for Playboy, Penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. To make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.
Origin: from 12 April 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on Amazon.com containing sexual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of Amazon.com's website. Titles stripped of their sales rankings include "Bastard Out of Carolina," "Lady Chatterly's Lover," prominent romance novels, GLBTQ fiction novels, YA books, and narratives about gay people.
"I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly's Lover for English Lit, but my teacher used the amazon rank on me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene."
Alternate usage: "My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay."
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