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Amendment which protects all Americans from responsibility of any actions taken while drunk. The number 211 comes from the number for Steel Reserve malt liquor.
"Dude did you mess around with that fat chick last night?"
"I plead the 211th amendment!"
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Freedom of chair. The freedom to sit in your chair however you would like during band class.
Trumpets: we want freedom of chair!
Ms.Wose: no you can’t do that!
Trumpets: lmao idc it’s The 28th Amendment
No pregnant women shall do drugs, drink, or otherwise be a thot.
That girl is pregnant smoking meth, way to break the 43rd Amendment.
A needed impetmus for population control.
People who argue for limiting the Second Amendment obviously do not get the entertainment value of watching two rednecks duking it out.
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In the case something goes wrong you may blame everything or anything on a kid named craig that would normally get you into trouble with the law or friends. You may only blame this on Craig because...
A.) he is not there.
B.) you do not like him.
C.) it sounds better.
D.) you don't have the balls to blame it on another friend.
E.) or because you just want to piss off a kid named Craig
Johny was playing baseball and he threw the ball through a window and the owner of the house came out yelling asking who threw the dam ball. Johny pleaded the Craig amendment and the old man hunted down some other kid.
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In the Court of U.S. law, if one man was not present at said time, place, and or event, he may plead the Frankie B. defense by invoking the 28th Amendment.
Kid not from Connecticut: Hey Frank did the holocaust really happen?
Frankie B: I plead the 28th Amendment.
Douchebag not from Connecticut:Whats that?
Frank: Well neither of us was at the Holocaust and what not, so neither of us can speak about it and what not.
Douchebag not from Connecticut:Ill take your word for it Frank, you are 100% italian.
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