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People who are made fun of by british people for calling football soccer even though calling football soccer actually originated in England. Also made fun of for spelling''mum'' mom and brits say we cant use the letter u. If we put the letter U instead of O wed call it Eurupe.
Ignorant British Guy: You stupid American its called football. Cant you americans get anything right?
Intelligent Hardworking American: Actually it was from Britain. Read this report if you dont beleive me. Brit. Go drink some tea and kill natives. How does it feel to be stereotyped?
://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/news/its-football-to-you-soccer-to-me--fbintl_ro-soccervsfootball070110.html
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An American is English, French, Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish,
Russian, Greek, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese,
Japanese, Australian, Iranian, Asian, Arab, Pakistani, or Afghan.
An American is Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, or Muslim. An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming
to speak for God.
An American is from the most prosperous land in the history of the world.
The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence,
which recognizes the God given right of each man and woman to the pursuit of
happiness.
An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other
nation in the world in their time of need. When Afghanistan was overrun by
the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to
enable the people to win back their country. As of the morning of September
11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in
Afghanistan. The best products, the best books, the best music, the best
food, the best athletes.
So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and every bloodthirsty tyrant in the
history of the world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself.
Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They
are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom.
(Edited to fit in U.D.)
1.Americans aren't just from the United States of America
2. person1- where are you from
person 2- The United States
Person 1- so you are an ignorant prick
Person2- no, not at all
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Many different people think of americans as fat, stupid, and oblivious to the real outside world. but arent we all people, but just living in a different place? i can safely say that not all americans are like that. alot of us care about other people and the enviroment. i really dont like the president, but can we help that the biggest state here is texas?
americans come in different colors shapes, sizes, and mindsets.
so please, before you judge us...
1) not all of us our egotistical jerks
2)were not all fat...many of the people I know are painfully thin.
3)I think that the reason people see americans as fat, stupid, rich, and totally impolite is becuase they met my brother.
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“I’m lesbian”
“I thought u were American!”
not an American
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Anyone who lives in the continents of North or South America.
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The most generous, emphatic people on Earth.
And I'm English!
Just bought a £5 quick shop from my convenience store, an American was stood behind me. Based on true experience with Americans.
Checkout Clerk: Sorry, your Credit Card has been rejected.
Me:(Searching pockets, wallet, don't find any cash.) Well, I don't have any more cash on me.
American: Don't worry about it, I'll pay for ya'!
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