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When an asshole in a Mini Cooper recklessly weaves between lanes on the highway at high speeds
I barely avoided an Italian Job today on the way to work. That asshole thought he was Mark Wahlberg.
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gettin a hand job with marinara sauce as lube
the italian job is best done at a fazoli's
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The act of asking friends and family for employment instead of going through traditional job searching channels.
Tony asked me if I know anyone in construction -- he's doing an Italian job search.
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This sex move begins with a houdini (also said to be a david copperfield) but instead of running outside to the window, you instead penetrate your friend from behind while he penetrates your girlfriend. This act is a good way to break up with a cheating girlfriend and also a way to fuck your friend for whatever reasons you may have.
My friend owed me money and my bitch was cheating on me so I screwed them both by giving my friend an italian job.
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Giving yourself a handjob using the hand of either a passed out or sleeping girl/guy.
"Sara passed out early last night so i had to give myself an italian handjob"
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Italian Hand Job Italian Hand Job, or commonly referred to as IHJ, is the ultimate test of a woman's endurance.The challenge is to sit through the entire Italian Job movie (usually naked). If the woman has the strength to finish the movie, then all participants are rewarded with a hand job. This is a commonly used diversion by males when the girl is much more into the guy then the guy is into the girl.
Jenny: What are you doing tonight Caleb?
Caleb: Oh nothing really!
Jenny: Want to hang out or watch a movie?
Caleb: Only if it's the Italian Job
Jenny: Can I give you an Italian Hand Job after?
Caleb: Yes
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A blowjob with water ice in the mouth. 7-11 Slurpies make an exceptable substitute.
My dick is still blue from The Italian Ice Job Jill gave me last night.
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